New Apple Pie App Reviews

I did it. Thank you.

Please Help! this game is revolutionary, the pinnacle of modern day technology and entertainment... up until the level titled "roll three halves of dough." The unresponsive touch mechanics combined with the limited amount of time given to complete the task, make for a hair pulling, blood vessel popping, hate filled exclamation type of rage. I nearly thought about calling up the CEO of Teddy Grahams and personally complaining to him. Overall, this game cost me 2 marriages, 3 affairs, and a job at the FBI. New Apple Pie gets 5 stars from me.